911 Call

A boy calls 911 to ask them to help him with their maths problem.





No wonder he got his numbers wrong!

Miles to go before I weep

I completely agree with Osho when he says, " Laughter is the only religion. Everything else is just metaphysics."
Ergo, the limerick that follows; It has been spooled off from the great Robert Frost's, famous poem: Stopping By the woods on a snowy evening. You can read his poem side by side on this link.

This is all in good humor! Enjoy!

Whose photos these are I think I know.
Her Parents are in the town though.
Alas! they will see me stop right there.
Not interested in the further process flow.

My friends think its madness sheer,
To not to stop for a partner dear.
Between you and me, I'll tell,
I may agree with them over a beer.

Giving my wedding bells a shake,
I ask if its a mistake,
To ask for a good sunshine sweep,
Before the thunderstorm and snowy flake.

The girls are lovely, fair and upbeat.
But I have some laughs to keep,
And miles to go before I weep.
And miles to go before I weep.