Monsieur Rodin

A boy calls 911 to ask them to help him with their maths problem. No wonder he got his numbers wrong!

I completely agree with Osho when he says, " Laughter is the only religion. Everything else is just metaphysics." Ergo, the limerick that follows; It has been spooled off from the great Robert Frost's, famous poem: Stopping By the woods on a snowy evening. You can read his poem side by side on this link . This is all in good humor! Enjoy! Whose photos these are I think I know. Her Parents are in the town though. Alas! they will see me stop right there. Not interested in the further process flow. My friends think its madness sheer, To not to stop for a partner dear. Between you and me, I'll tell, I may agree with them over a beer. Giving my wedding bells a shake, I ask if its a mistake, To ask for a good sunshine sweep, Before the thunderstorm and snowy flake. The girls are lovely, fair and upbeat. But I have some laughs to keep, And miles to go before I weep. And miles to go before I weep.

Anurag Kashyap runs away with another winner- Dev D. An abbreviation or an acronym for Devdas, the movie sets the tone of the drunkard lover for Paro in the modern times. Being fortunate enough not to have watched any of the earlier versions of the swinging hero, this movie came as a fresh surprise for me. Surprise why because the culimination is unconventional than the normal Devdas movies. I will not say what it is, but I think that is one aspect that makes watching the movie worthwhile. It starts with Paro (Mahi Gill) being desperately waiting for Dev D (Abhay Deol) to come back from London. Couple of scenes that show their longing for each other actually reinforce the next string of scenes shown when they meet. One bystander's ludicrous comments about Paro's libido, puts off Dev and he starts repelling Paro. Here starts the story of Vodka and Coke (both drink and drugs.) As he moves forward, Dev realizes that he will not be able to live without Paro, who in turn silently...

After a long time an idea worthwhile writing about. Or let me say a revelation. I am a fitness conscious in the making. I got introduced to the concept of Machine Cardio exercises here in the US. You just can't jog out in the open in winter time. The elliptical Precor machines here beautifully explained me the concept of life-quite unknowingly to them. There are programs, monitors and goals to set. The goal here is something that you need to achieve. It may be calories to burn, heart rate to achieve or just time to spend. Any which way you want, it works. What is your goal is what you need to decide. I almost invariably pick the Max-Calories-to-Burn-in-least-amount-of-time goal. Groovy, aint it? Now as I start to work my way towards it, I realize that there are lot of variable factors I need to take care of , to achive my goal/target. For eg. I need to maintain my heart rate below a certain level, or I need to pedal optimally so that the speed is not below the threshold or...

Recently, have been influnced by two dohas of Kabir: 1) Are you looking for me? I am in the next seat.My shoulder is against yours. You will not find me in the stupas, not in Indian shrine rooms, Nor in synagogues, nor in cathedralsNot in Masses, nor Kirtans, not in legs winding around your own neck,nor in eating nothing but vegetables. When you really look for me, you will see me instantly —You will find me in the tiniest house of time. Kabir says: Student, tell me, what is God? He is the breath inside the breath. 2) What had death and a thick body dances before what has no thick body and no death. The trumpet says: 'I am you.' The spiritual master arrives and bows down to the beginning student. Try to live to see this!" P.S ( I am searching for orginal lines. If you have please post the link as a comment.) Nothing anyone writes can be as pure and authentic and true as Kabir.

Too many questions now; Take a moment to think and answer them. 1) Have, you have felt someone's with you but couldnt actually make out whose that? 2) Have you caught yourself staring at a distant object with a blank mind? 3) Hve you seen a flower and experienced peace like never before? 4) Have you closed your eyes and felt a different kind of current in the Air? 5) Have your ever hugged someone and cried, not because of sadness or dismay, but because of the sheer vibe between you and the person? If answer to any one of the above question is Yes, then you are those lucky ones who have had the chance to share the Moments with thy greatness: GOD. Osho says, God is not a person, God is a vibe. Have you attuned to that vibe yet?

My shirt got stained one day. And I was wearing it like that only. Someone asked me “Buddy, why don’t you wash that?" I said, "I don't want to.” He sneered, shrugged and left. What would he know? The stains were made while my grandma was feeding lovingly with her hands; trembling hands.

Three big names are present, right here, right now. Microsoft, Yahoo! and Google. Where can we experience a greater example of Tom Friedman's "The World is Flat." The Redmond based Hercules, targets Sunnyvale based Goliath to take head-on the Mountain View based behemoth. And whats in the offing?$ 44 Billion. Phew! If this deal goes through, its all set to change the technology landscape as Internet will never be the same again. Google is of the same opinion and has started foot slogging for it. Basically, the biggest motive is to rake moollah out of the estimated $40 billion internet ad industry where Google has the largest market share (37%) which is more than that combined of Microsoft and Yahoo! As for Yahoo!, it's all in the strategy. Though they will prefer partnering with Google, but monetarily Microsoft is the better choice. Now its a wait and watch time for us as to how Microsoft will integrate and leverage Yahoo!'s acquisition, provided they pull it off....

Brigade Road in Bangalore is one of the famous shopping streets in the country. Standalone boutiques of brand factories attract you like anything. They have Adidas, Levis, Gas, Dockers, Puma and loads of other stuff that empty your pockets,your hard earned money and leave you wanting for more. And over there that day, I found innocence on that street. Innocence. 2.5 feet tall. Holding roses in their hands. Asking for someone to buy them. Pleading may be the right word. Then they found a new customer: me. 3 little, sweet girls, flocked me and started pleading to buy the roses they were carrying. I didnt know what to do. They wouldnt let me walk. I was caught off guard, and couldnt do anything, but to ask them the price.Here is how our conversation went by: (For all practical purposes, I will call them Cute1, 2 and 3. ) Cute1 : Bhaiyya, please buy the roses na. Please bhaiyya. Please bhaiyya. They are only for 10 bucks. Me : Ok. Ok. Give me 3 roses. (I take my wallet out) Cute1 : Bhaiy...

Thats hindi. In english its called "No Smoking." Its hillarious to see to what limits people will go to articulate "smoking is injurious to health." If see on cigarette packets from Singapore, they will have all thes cancerous photos sticking on. It gives an horrendous outlook to the whole packet. But most enjoying is the in-flight annoucement. I am not a frequent flier. Though most of the weekends I remember shuttling between Pune and other cities, 90% by flights. So I am more than a frequent flier. :) There is always a candid annoucement made that " Smoking is prohibited in-flight. There are smoke detectors in the cabin and in the toilets. " What was that again? In the toilets too? If its your lucky day and you are travelling in the domestic shuttles, you cannot help but observe that there is an ashtray behind the toilet door. What is the deal with that? If you are saying smoking is prohibited, why are you providing an ashtray at the back of the door? Is...

This is hillarious. A recent news article tells about how people in China are using used condoms as hair bands. It has been found in the local markets of Dongguan and Guangzhou. And a possible hazard is spreading aids that it was supposed to protect. So it goes from "Banned-Aids" to "Band-Aids" :-) Read the article for further reference.

Somewhere I remember reading, " Pain is weakness leaving the body." The statement implies something very deep. Recently, I am reading a string of books written by Osho. The philosophy he narrates is very powerful. He quotes Buddha, Lao and all the masters who have preached awareness as the way to ultimate bliss (nirvana). Simply put awareness is "Self -rememberance." The quality to remember oneself every moment. This bolts you to the present, without the clouds of past hovering over. Pain is one quality I found that makes us aware. How? read further.... Try to analyze when you are pain. Its very hard because you are trying to run away from the pain. Pain killers are your best bet. But what is the reason that pain is there? Ever tried think about that. Its to make you aware. One teeth starts paining excruciatingly and you are suddenly aware of its exsistence. For many years that teeth was there you were oblivious to it. And now, suddenly, its has your attention. The ...

I am not sure why I was in oblivion to the exsistence of this engineering marvel. This awesome piece of creation. Maruti 'Omni'. Its all starts with the beauty of its structure and trickles down to engineering performance. Where most of the R & D labs in the world are making the car structure more aerodynamic, Omni stands tall with its box-like structure. No No, please dont think its thoughtless. It must have been thought through. It is we people, or rather me who dont know the reason. Then comes the seating. Whilst the driver comes with a plush independant seat in front, we have only 1 companion seat with the gear lever in between. Since the engine hails directly below the drivers seat, his 'feeling of warmth' has been taken care of. There are normally one or two (opposite) seats in the back. It accomodates people more efficiently if they are packed in the boxes. But if we are free, we might face some problem with each others legs as we seat opposite. But noneth...

Its time to write about fallen dreams, about sleepless nights. And then how the sun rose torching disdain and forlorn torching hope and lights. Its time to write about you and me about us and them How we fight for in these sacred ventures in this bloodless mayhem. Its time to write about this moment about living a life To smile through in health and disease in hope and fright. Its time to write about the red line about love and hate teaching, its us sometimes sometimes its fate. - Adwait Joshi

What would happen if Google turns it site into completely black? We will save approximately 750 Megawatts-hours an year! According to a recent blogpost by Mark Ontkush , black google will save 750 Megawatts-hours an year taking into consideration the popularity of the same. Subsequently, someone went ahead and custom made a google serach engine on a completely black page. Evidently, the page is called as Blackle . Now there is a new angle to usability engineers while designing a web page and that is energy preservation. Kudos to those people who came up with the concept. I have already started preserving energy. Have you?

They say people will remember for what you were, what you did and what you talked. I am a good guy, in totality. But sometimes I ask myself, why I am what I am? Why go out of the way to help people? Why catch someone's eye and make him/her smile? Why crack jokes and lighten someone's tension? Why thrive for the betterment of some people? Why do I do it? Then suddenly in the mid of the day the answer dawns upon me. I am not a good person at all. I am a very bad person. I want to make people cry when I die. Cry this much that they might have a hard time forgetting me. I want to touch their hearts deep enough. I want to spread love and tell them that nothing in this world is eternal. We all will pass on someday and make our appreeance as contemproraries. I want to shout and tell the world that no one on this earth is good or bad. Its just the situations that make them. I want to tell that never form opinions about someone because when they will change you dont know. I want to tell...

" Ugach valse shabdanche he det raha tu, Bhidle nahit dole tovar bolu kahi, Chala dostoho ayushawar bolu kahi." --- Sandeep Khare Loose Transalation: "Go on, take unnecessary twists and turns in you words, till the eyes meet, we will talk about something. "

Aapke dil mein thodi si jagah chahiyeMere ...? Aapke dil mein thodi si jagah chahiye---- Jaaiye jaaiye jaaiye Pass aane bhi deegiye na itraiyee Ha haaPass aane bhi deegiye na itraiyee Jaaiye jaaiye jaaiye Apnaa dil lekar abb kahan jayegnehaahaan Tut ke katra katra bekhar jayenge Wah ! Aapke bin sanam hum to mar jayenge Hamari halat pe aakhir tarsh khaahiye Jaaiye jaaiye jaaiye j j j Jaaiye jaaiye jaaiye Phele to adab se app pesh aaiye Kaun hai yeh mujhko app batlaiye Phir bolenge appko hum aaiye aaiye aaiye janaab aaiye aaiye aaiye Appne dil app zara kabul rakhe Acchayuh na khule aam aanhe bharehai zamana bura thodi parwaah kare jaake dil kahin aur behlaiye Jaaiye jaaiye jaaiye Jaaiye jaaiye jaaiye jaaiye na Can you guess whom I have written this for?

Have you ever had a nightmare? A kind of a dream where you are running and running and nobody is there to help you. You dont know what you are running from. Then suddenly you hear screams. Shrills, cries of agony with pain. Cries for help and you are bewildered. Who is asking for help to someone who is running himself. Then you run towards the sounds. Its darkness. Nothing of it makes sense. Then there is silence. Only sobs are heard. Then again silence. An errie silence. You open your eyes. The fan above is revolving with a humming sound. Its was unreal. But so real. You sit up and pray for your near and dear ones. You thank god it was a dream. Thank him because he has brought that out. That inside which kills you. You inner demons. Who might come silently in the night and grip you. The next night you will sleep beleiving more in God, Love, Prayers and People more than you did the earlier night.

They say love knows no limitations. However romantic that may sound, we always know there is something that limits us. How I wish a love story would be so like the movie “The Lake House” Here it starts, the literal timeless love. It revolves around a house by side of lake with a mailbox. Kate (Sandra Bullock) is a doctor in an uptown Chicago hospital in 2006. Alex (Keanu Reeves) is an architect in 2004. Did I get the years right? Sure I did. The movie tells us a story of two (prospective) lovers separated by 2 years. One dwells in other’s past. One dwells in other’s future. Awesome screenplay slowly takes you through the ups and downs in their relationship. And what is their communication medium? The mailbox by the side of the lake house where they post letters so that each could read. And a day comes when she finds him dead in her own hands on Valentine’s Day. No the movie doesn’t stop here. She knowing the future, tells him to stop on that road where he was supposed to meet with an a...